dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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