Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Two words: nipple clamps
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