I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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