This house was built for laser tag.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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