you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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