Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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