ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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