if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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