My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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