Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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