There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
well you can't waste a boner
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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