fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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