Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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