If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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