Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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