Sponge bath it is.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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