ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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