He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
