please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Dicks are not precious.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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