Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Randomize
