U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
