You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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