How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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