It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
