What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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