Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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