i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize