can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Well I just put wine in my tea
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Randomize
