You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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