drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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