im having a threesome with these popsicles
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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