No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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