Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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