i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
