You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Sext me about skeletons
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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