I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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