garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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