Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
