after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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