I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The best revenge is premature balding
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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