Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I am one with the molecules
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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