Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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