yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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