You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
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If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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