No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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