windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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