let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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