Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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