i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
im drinking this country out of the recession.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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