Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
