at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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