Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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