He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Randomize
