I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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