WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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