WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
why do cheetos always look like penises
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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